KILLER TOMATOES : Shoe of the Day

My friends and I make up nicknames for everything even shoes......When we see shoes that makes us want to reach for our asthma pumps, mind u none of us have asthma, we call them KILLER TOMATOES

Killer Tomatoes defined: any shoe that makes you gasp for air and reach for an asthma pump you dont have because you for never diagnosed with asthma

                                              I call this baby the  BEtassled Killer Tomato
I first caught wind of it when my friend Shameka Davis damn near sent me to the ER for lack of oxygen when she wore it. I quickly apologized and told her that I must have it. I purchased this baby, wore them about 3 times, but I am sad to report my precious loves were stolen during a photoshoot. Boy was I smoking joe frazier blowed uuuuuuuugh. I am still devastated. R.I.P my precious BEtassled Killer Tomato or should I say i'm gonna get u sucka if I catch someone with it on *side eye w/ straight face*

*DISCLAIMER* the references made to asthma are in no way making fun of  those who suffer from it. Just a mere visual of what takes place when seeing a KILLER TOMATO